Shit To Do Tonight in Los Angeles

Old Los Angeles Zoo, Other

TODAY 9:30 AM • Free

“Silent disco hike through Griffith Park at 9:30am. To the trees you are simply unwell.”

L.A. Cornell Building, DTLA

TODAY 5:30 PM • $98

“Smash a bowl, glue it with gold, call it healing. It kind of works.”

The Crow, Santa Monica

TODAY 8:00 PM • $23

“Stand-up in a Santa Monica industrial unit. The good kind of sketchy.”

Utopia, Arts District

TODAY 11:00 PM • Free-$92

“Two stages, secret guests, RCKSLVR's birthday. Free before 1am with RSVP, pricey after that.”

New Beverly Cinema, Other

TODAY 11:59 PM • $12

“Steve Martin's The Jerk at midnight at the New Bev. A crude, quotable 1979 classic for night owls.”