Shit To Do This Week in Los Angeles

Old Los Angeles Zoo, Other

TODAY 9:30 AM • Free

“Silent disco hike through Griffith Park at 9:30am. To the trees you are simply unwell.”

L.A. Cornell Building, DTLA

TODAY 5:30 PM • $98

“Smash a bowl, glue it with gold, call it healing. It kind of works.”

The Crow, Santa Monica

TODAY 8:00 PM • $23

“Stand-up in a Santa Monica industrial unit. The good kind of sketchy.”

Utopia, Arts District

TODAY 11:00 PM • Free-$92

“Two stages, secret guests, RCKSLVR's birthday. Free before 1am with RSVP, pricey after that.”

New Beverly Cinema, Other

TODAY 11:59 PM • $12

“Steve Martin's The Jerk at midnight at the New Bev. A crude, quotable 1979 classic for night owls.”

Drac'Haus, DTLA

TMRW 1:00 AM • $33.85-$60.54

“1am to 5am: dark arts, industrial, goth, EBM. Black attire required. Beige people, stay home.”

Memorial Park Hub, Other

TMRW 9:00 AM • Free

“Three miles of Pasadena with no cars, 9 to 3. Bike it, skate it, walk it, pretend you train.”

La Tuna Trailhead, Other

TMRW 3:30 PM • $49.87

“A sunset canyon hike with off-leash goats. Halfway you feed them and sit through a goat talk.”

Sunset Strip, Hollywood

TMRW 7:00 PM • $43

“Walk the Strip while a guide explains exactly who died where. Sleep well.”

The Pack Theater, Los Feliz

TMRW 9:00 PM • $10

“Ten bucks for two house sketch teams going for it on a Sunday night. Bargain.”

Whisky a Go Go, West Hollywood

MON 6:30 PM • $32

“Loud band, legendary room, Monday night. The Strip does not observe weekdays.”

First Congregational Church of Los Angeles, Other

MON 7:00 PM • $43

“Three Boy Meets World adults in a giant church explaining their podcast. Sure.”

WHAMMY!, Echo Park

MON 8:00 PM • $5

“British sci-fi comedy Time Travel Is Dangerous, screened with its creators. Five bucks.”

The Lexington, DTLA

MON 11:00 PM • Free-$23

“Alley-entrance DTLA speakeasy, secret house DJs until 5am. Free before 1am, 21+.”

The Institute for Art and Olfaction, Other

TUE 5:00 PM • $50

“Two hours smelling things that used to come out of animals. Chinatown, obviously.”

El Cid, Silver Lake

TUE 6:45 PM • $30-$40

“Jennifer's Body remixed through pole and aerial dance. Yes, the cult classic. Yes, on poles.”

The Pack Theater, Los Feliz

TUE 9:00 PM • $7

“Seven bucks to watch improvisers try to land actual jokes. Bold.”

The Lexington, DTLA

TUE 11:00 PM • Free

“DTLA speakeasy you enter through the alley. Underground house, mystery DJs, free RSVP before 1am.”

Keys, West Hollywood

TUE 11:00 PM • Free

“House music upstairs at Keys, Tuesday, 11pm to 2am. Wednesday is future you's problem.”

Hammer Museum, Other

WED 12:30 PM • Free

“A short free lunchtime talk about a painting by Anonymous. Finally, an artist with no ego.”

Philosophical Research Society, Los Feliz

WED 7:00 PM • $15

“Learn why empires went to war over smells, in a Los Feliz occult library”

Jungle Hollywood, Hollywood

WED 10:00 PM • Free

“Free techno on a Wednesday. Your Thursday is already ruined. Worth it.”

The Lexington, DTLA

WED 11:00 PM • Free-$23

“House music in a DTLA speakeasy until 5am. Enter through the alley. Free RSVP before 1.”

The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater, Santa Monica

THU 8:00 PM • $29

“Conan's sidekick, unsupervised, in a Santa Monica school theater”

Teragram Ballroom, DTLA

THU 8:00 PM • See Website

“The 'Numb Little Bug' girl, sad-pop with a sense of humor. Cry, then sing along.”

The Lexington, DTLA

THU 11:00 PM • Free-$23

“Clock in at 11pm, dance till 5am. Secret house lineup, alley door, free before 1am, 21+.”

Los Globos, Silver Lake

THU 11:00 PM • $25-$35

“EDM, bounce and trance up front, house and techno out back. Thursday, 11pm till 4am.”

Los Angeles Convention Center, DTLA

FRI 9:00 AM • See tickets

“Ten days of new cars starts here. Doors at 9am, unlimited test drives, zero salesmen chasing you.”

Sightglass Coffee, Hollywood

FRI 1:00 PM • Free

“Sightglass opens its lab for a public cupping. Taste coffee like you know what you're doing.”

El Cid, Silver Lake

FRI 7:00 PM • $27

“The alt-comedy room that raised LA's whole scene. No setups, no punchlines, no mercy.”

Boardner's by La Belle, Hollywood

FRI 10:00 PM • $19

“Britpop, bad decisions, a Hollywood dive that's been open since 1942.”

New Beverly Cinema, Other

FRI 11:59 PM • See website

“161 minutes of Tarantino on 35mm starting at 11:59pm. Cancel your Saturday morning.”

Thymele Arts, Silver Lake

SAT 12:00 PM • $18

“An unofficial fan con for a Korean video game. Cosplay encouraged, context not provided.”

Teragram Ballroom, DTLA

SAT 7:00 PM • See Website

“Faroese voice that sounds like a glacier cracking. Goosebumps in DTLA.”

Utopia, DTLA

SAT 11:00 PM • $23-$57

“Malfunktion at Utopia: Kimonos, secret guests, 11pm till 6am. Free before 1am if you're bold.”

New Beverly Cinema, Other

SAT 11:59 PM • See tickets

“Boorman's freaked-out Exorcist sequel at midnight. Scorsese says it beats the original. Debate at 2a”