Shit To Do This Weekend in Los Angeles

Old Los Angeles Zoo, Other

TODAY 9:30 AM • Free

“Silent disco hike through Griffith Park at 9:30am. To the trees you are simply unwell.”

L.A. Cornell Building, DTLA

TODAY 5:30 PM • $98

“Smash a bowl, glue it with gold, call it healing. It kind of works.”

The Crow, Santa Monica

TODAY 8:00 PM • $23

“Stand-up in a Santa Monica industrial unit. The good kind of sketchy.”

Utopia, Arts District

TODAY 11:00 PM • Free-$92

“Two stages, secret guests, RCKSLVR's birthday. Free before 1am with RSVP, pricey after that.”

New Beverly Cinema, Other

TODAY 11:59 PM • $12

“Steve Martin's The Jerk at midnight at the New Bev. A crude, quotable 1979 classic for night owls.”

Drac'Haus, DTLA

TMRW 1:00 AM • $33.85-$60.54

“1am to 5am: dark arts, industrial, goth, EBM. Black attire required. Beige people, stay home.”

Memorial Park Hub, Other

TMRW 9:00 AM • Free

“Three miles of Pasadena with no cars, 9 to 3. Bike it, skate it, walk it, pretend you train.”

La Tuna Trailhead, Other

TMRW 3:30 PM • $49.87

“A sunset canyon hike with off-leash goats. Halfway you feed them and sit through a goat talk.”

Sunset Strip, Hollywood

TMRW 7:00 PM • $43

“Walk the Strip while a guide explains exactly who died where. Sleep well.”

The Pack Theater, Los Feliz

TMRW 9:00 PM • $10

“Ten bucks for two house sketch teams going for it on a Sunday night. Bargain.”